Pencil: an instrument for writing or drawing, consisting of a thin stick of graphite or a similar substance enclosed in a long thin piece of wood or fixed in a metal or plastic case.
Skirt: a free-hanging part of an outer garment or undergarment extending from the waist down.
Pencil skirt: a slim-fitting skirt with a straight, narrow cut. It is named for its shape: long and slim like a pencil.
In this Christmas day article, we will look at the proper way for a lady to wear a pencil skirt. We will find a pencil-skirt wearing lady and solicit her advice. We begin.
You are here. Let’s get started, then.
Ah, I see you have arrived.
Today, we will discuss pencil skirts. We will emphasize the pencil part of the pencil skirt with pencil drawings. Aren’t I clever?
This seems to happen often.
One of the first things you will discover about pencil skirts is that they bunch-up when you sit. This is not a problem; simply adjust them when you stand up.
Pay heed to the front AND the back.
Ladies: the bigger your booty, the more your pencil skirt will bunch up. Be sure to adjust all around. If you are not sure, you can ask a friendly stranger if everything is adjusted correctly.
Now I’ve gone too far.
You can see that I have adjusted my pencil skirt too much towards the no-fun direction. However, not to worry. As soon as I walk, it will move back to the natural position of just barely covering my booty.
It is easy to look good in a pencil skirt. And, I guess, it’s good to look easy in a pencil skirt, too!
Be sure your pencil skirt is made of a two-way stretch fabric. Otherwise, you remove the fun of wearing a pencil skirt and the fun of being a girl.
Bunching-up, in action.
You can see how quickly the pencil skirt bunches-up…which is why you need the two-way stretch material. Not only does it bunch up in the up-down direction, but it pulls tightly in the side-side direction, providing a spontaneous upskirt moment.
Getting comfortable on the couch.
Because a pencil skirt is short and tight, you can comfortably change positions without readjusting your garment. Don’t I look cuddly?
Getting situated on the sofa.
Here is another example of the utility of pencil skirts. I don’t have to do anything to provide an upskirt moment. It just happens naturally due to the special qualities of pencil skirts!
Christmas cheer!
Special note, ladies. When you wear a pencil skirt correctly, people bring you drinks. And, they stay right in front of you and pay attention to everything you say, frequently with a smile on their face.
Baby got back.
We haven’t paid much attention to the back of the pencil skirt, have we? Properly, the pencil skirt should hug your booty such that there is a slight dip between your cheeks when you bend over. Like Goldilocks, the tightness of your pencil skirt should be just right.
When shopping for pencil skirts, be sure to have someone to assist you to ensure a good fit. I find that men, even strangers, are very helpful in this regard.
Merry Christmas!
Let me summarize. 1) Be sure your skirt is made of two-way stretch material. 2) It should be snug around your booty. 3) Enjoy being a girl.