We are here in Puerto Vallarta, México for five days. Three of them are being spent attending a conference, then we have two days to explore!
Pro tip: practice pronouncing “Puerto Vallarta” like the natives. The “ue” in Puerto is sounded as in “pueblo”; stick your lips out. Vallarta is pronounced vay-yarta, with the “v” soft, almost a “b”. Or, if you read the International Phonetic Alphabet: pweɾto βaˈʎaɾta.
The Westin Puerto Vallarta Hotel
We are staying at the Westin Resort & Spa, Puerto Vallarta, a resort hotel situated directly on the Bahía de Banderas, looking out over the Pacific Ocean. The view from our room is amazing. Note the extensive pools below.
Which is where we are spending our afternoon, enjoying the warm water and the swim-up bars.
Much of the hotel is pink. According to the internet, “Pink is a color that has a calming effect on people. It is not aggressive like red, but rather suggests safety and vulnerability.” So, there you have it.
Okay, we can find no women here with curves such as these. Still, we can dream, can’t we.
We give our best impression of the statue.
Okay, enough of the hotel. Let’s see what’s around the town.
There’s a small crowd, and a bride and groom as getting married. Awwwwwww. Oh, wait. There’s yet another wedding happening on the next spit! I wonder how many folks are getting married here in Puerto Vallarta tonight? Well, I’m sure each couple feels that “today” is special, and I think they are right.
The sun sets, and a pirate ship sails past, headed for some pillaging, I’m sure. (Actually, the boat is running under power, but if I wrote, “…a pirate ship motors past…” it wouldn’t have the same buccaneer spirit.)
Boulevard Francisco Medina Ascencio
The next day, following the conference, we set out on foot to explore the city, walking south from the hotel along Boulevard Francisco Medina Ascencio.
Hidden in the apartments and houses in Puerto Vallarta is a building with a thatched roof. We don’t know if it’s actually thatched or just a covering for style.
Even though we love living in California, there is something to be said for a life-style where you can just open your door and enjoy a river running through a tropical forest.
The late afternoon sun highlights Nuestra Señora de Guadalupe, one of the town’s icons. However, it’s too late in the day for us to visit.
There is a small park on a hill, providing a wonderful view.
The Friendship Fountain sits along our journey. A lovely respite on our long walk.
El Niño Sobre el Caballo de Mar on the south end of Los Meurtos beach marks the end of our trek.
We look for an out-of-the-way restaurant, and stumble upon Magna-Magna. Yummy.
In black and white, Puerto Vallarta is vintage.
Road Trip!
The conference is over, and it’s time to explore! We go to the hotel lobby and find the car rental kiosk.
“We’d like to rent a car.”
“I’m sorry, señor, we don’t have any cars.”
<pause>
<with a smile> “Maybe you should take the day off…”
“Oh! We have Hummers!”
“Okay. We’d like to rent a Hummer.”
“One moment, señor.” <speaks on phone in Spanish> “We do not have any Hummers. But they have some at the hotel next to us.”
We walk over to the hotel and go to their car rental kiosk.
“We’d like to rent a car.”
“I’m sorry, señor, we don’t have any cars.”
<light bulb above my head>
“We’d like to rent a Hummer.”
And so, we rent a vehicle in Puerto Vallarta, México that can barely be contained within the lanes of the some of the streets.
Notice the license plate. Nice.
Santuario De La Iguana Verde
Our first stop is at the Green Iguana Sanctuary. This is where “The Night of the Iguana” was filmed, for obvious reasons.
This sign doesn’t seem to make sense. Literally, “The person who is surprised by adding them will be severely sanctioned.” However, if you change añandolas to bañandolas, it means “bathe” or “bathing them”. Perhaps swimming? We don’t know.
We hope this guy is not on the menu….
It is a beautiful place to explore, with iguanas! Lots and lots of iguanas!
Tepic, México
We continue our trip, fortuitously stopping in the town of Tepic. It’s quiet here today, and we park near the town square where the Catedral de la Purísima Concepción is located.
The Catedral de la Purísima Concepción. is open for visitors today, and we proceed inside.
It’s a quiet as a church in here, with few other visitors. We take photographs, careful to disturb no one.
The interior is beautiful, lit almost completely from natural light.
We are not sure who this fellow is, but he seems unconcerned with his predicament.
The stained glass window shows a representation of Sacratissimum Cor Iesu, one of the most widely practiced and well-known Roman Catholic devotions, taking Jesus Christ′s physical heart as the representation of his divine love for humanity.
Apparently, the icon is flammable…we suppose the local people know the symbolism, but there is no explanation available to us.
We leave the cathedral and visit the lovely Parque la Loma, easily denoted by all the bright red fixtures.
Sometimes these frogs spout water from their mouths, but not today. 😥
We pose in front of a fertility statue at the park — but don’t read anything into it!! 😉
El Edén de Vallarta
After a while, we get back in our car, um, hummer, and drive to el Edén de Vallarta, the last stop on our journey.
El Edén de Vallarta is a lush paradise with a restaurant, waterfall, and hiking trails, but is most famous for being the location where the movie “Predator” was filmed. Here we have a life-size replica of the fellow created, I suppose, sometime before Arnold caused his destruction.
This is certainly an idealize jungle setting, with restaurant table overlooking the waterfall and rope swing and, as usual for us, almost no one else is here.
We relax along the river’s edge, enjoying the cool air and listening to the bubbling river. The perfect ending to a perfect day and a wonderful adventure.
Dancers!
But wait! There’s more!
While we were at the Westin Puerto Vallarta, we were treated to a performance by local dancers. Enjoy!